Bulges are good, bums are even better!
David Villa's hair on my gooch? Oh yes please!
John Terry is my spirit animal.
Fernando Torres' hair is an obscenity.
I support Pervert United! Cut me and I bleed Perversion.
HATERS GON' HATE.
LOVERS GON' LOVE.
FUCKERS GON' FUCK.
And that is all acceptable here.